too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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