Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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