thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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