i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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