she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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