oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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