I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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