Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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