Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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