No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Enjoy the penises
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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