I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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