It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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