did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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