i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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