:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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