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(786): View more from Florida

Thats something to write home to mom about

(305): View more from Florida

Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her

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(406): View more from Montana

When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.

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(940): View more from Texas

shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.

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(480): View more from Arizona

There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.

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(207): View more from Maine

DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career

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(432): View more from Texas

So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...

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(804): View more from Virginia

The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.

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(310): View more from California

I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”

(310): View more from California

My divorce is turning into a porn script

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