i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
are you so shy because you have an std?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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