i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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