Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Randomize