Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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