We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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