Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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