i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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