Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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