There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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