I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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