i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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