dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Pants are for mortals
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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