i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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