I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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