u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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