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eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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