We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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