but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Come on in and take your pants off
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