on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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