just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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