remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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