i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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