so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You did what with his pubic hair?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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