Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
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genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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