your thong is hanging out like whoa
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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