I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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