I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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