I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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