youre lurking in front of me
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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