You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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