it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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