the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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