Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Randomize