I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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