Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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