you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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