hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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