K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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