i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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